#and it hit the simps
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I just love how everyone is now just simping for dadd-- I mean grandadd-- I mean dadd-- I MEAN Scrooge
Like how did a wrinkly man just became a dilf
Glow up goals if you ask me
#scrooge: a christmas carol#hear me out okay#hear me out#there are some characters in that movie that made me go bark#and scrooge's singing is fire#and he doesn't look as wrinkly like that last movie I watched of him#netflix made sure it hit the audience#and it hit the simps#it's a win for both
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im about to say dangerous things
#sorry not sorry for simping on main but#HELLOOOOOOOOOOO#just one chance law pls pls pls#pls let me hit#none of my thoughts are in the bible#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#one piece
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the barista lady in the treviso café fucking giggles every time you buy the fancy coffee lucanis likes from her btw. can't believe the game is calling out rook and me like this
#I've tried it several times to check it wasn't a fluke and nope it does happen consistently I'm pretty sure it's intentional#bioware Know. they knowwww. they know exactly what I'm like and god bless them for it#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#café pietra barista gazing kindly at rye like 'I know what you are.' (a simp) while the tips of his ears go very very warm#clearly some sort of underlying drift compatability here since rook in one night can somehow manage to hit on all two (2)#of the elements of lucanis' instinctive understanding of courtship behaviour (knives and coffee/food) hfksjdfhas#in lucanis' defense when a guy buys you knives AND good coffee (despite not even drinking the stuff much himself) on a first date...#when your love language is that unhinged and they straight up compose a shakespeare level sonnet in it on the spot#seemingly without even realizing it. I mean what else can you be expected to do but fall so cataclysmically in love#that you'd kill god over it any day of the week easy. wild stuff#even wilder since in my playthrough he isn't entirely sure rye meant anything by it/as more than a friendly gesture#for like. MONTHS.#lucanis is a regular at that place and they all for sure know exactly who he is so can you IMAGINE the gossip that must start#after that conversation starts to take on a flirty edge. hotboi crown prince of the crows returns from the dead and is making eyes#at ~*mysterious stranger*~ who just showed up in town. some I hear netherfield park is let at last stuff going on for these guys#as they watch all of this go down
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Untangling himself from the clutches (the thorns) of his past and the influence of the Order towards a brighter future (the golden feather) that will belong to him and the humanity that he's always loved ... :')
#harmony simps#is that an icarus reference i see 🤔 interesting how he didn't compare himself to the sun this time#HE'S IMAGINARY HARMONY LMAO#i knew it from long ago from leaks but seeing it in actuality hits different#sunday stop imitating me bro-#was having a bad day but instantly felt better seeing this#sunday hsr#sunday
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Longan Dragon Cookie x Fem!Reader Headcanons
Imma be real with ya'll: longan dragon cookie was the reason why I got fully invested with cookie run (and kingdom) again. I could listen to their voice all day..
most of these are based off my own oc with longan, but I wanted to give some food for the longan lovers out there... 💛
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✨️ Getting along with the ivory dragon was a bit... difficult at first. Given that you were a cookie and they were a dragon, a tension was present whenever you two interacted. However, the small talk you two would get into would eventually ease away that tension.
✨️ They're a dragon of few words, but whenever they spoke, you would listen intently to every word they say (can't blame you, their voice is as smooth as honey). They would notice this and begin to appreciate you for doing so.
✨️ They saw you fawning over a flower that had started to grow near the entrance of their palace. Now they have a full garden for you to walk around and admire the many flowers and exotic plants in it. The both of you stroll the garden together every morning and night. All of this, just for you. 💛
✨️ Once you're both officially together, Longan doesn't hesitate holding your hand(s) and pulling you closer to them. They don't say it, but they like the obvious size difference you both have. Sometimes, when they're seated on their throne and have you on their lap, they're comparing your hand with theirs, admiring the difference you both share. "So small..."
✨️ When you first sleep together, you hesitate getting closer to them, unsure if they would be comfortable with it. "My dear cookie, come here." They'll bring you close to them, your face in their chest. You sighed at the embrace. Snuggling closer to them, your worries and fears melting away.
✨️ For you, Longan was a pillar of strength. For them, you were a pillar of love. The bond you both share together wasn't something they had expected. Perhaps.. perhaps the plans they had for your kind didn't need to come to fruition. The age of dragons can return in a different way, and it starts with both of you.
✨️ When they first showed you their true dragon form, all you could do was stare in admiration. "Longan..." you stepped closer to them, touching the tip of their snout. Your eyes were full of love as you gazed at their face. "You're so beautiful."
✨️ Once there's a moment where you're about to/get to be attacked, Longan is quick to get between you and the attacker, not caring the slightest if they end up getting striked in the process. They're completely silent as they use their powers to disintegrate the enemy with no second thoughts.
✨️ You know they're powerful compared to many beings on Earthbread, but you still worry whenever they get hurt by an enemy. You're quick to look at their injuries, asking them many questions: How are you feeling? Where were you hit? Are you bleeding? Does it hurt?
#simping for this dragon the moment I heard their voice#deep voices hit different for me...#i hope they become playable in kingdom#longan dragon cookie#longan dragon cookie x reader#crk x reader#crob x reader#cookie run ovenbreak#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#headcanons#my writing#cookie run x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader
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#he doesn't want to fight with you ai di, he wants to Kiss🙄💘🥺
Nat Chen as CHEN YI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#chen yi x ai di#ai di x chen yi#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userrain#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#okay i made this specifically for the 3rd gif bc chen yi's expressions are making me giggle nonstop i was doubled over in tears last night#HE JUST WANTS TO KISS!! AI DI HE LOVES YOU LET HIM HIT IJDKSKG#okay real talk though the fact that he actually gives ai di space 90% of the time. lets him hang out at the bar#like he isnt following him around or constantly dogging him about giving him an answer not does he ever rly ACCUSE ai di of anything#he uses the zhang teng excuse to keep ai di from avoiding him but he doesnt try to keep him where he can see him constantly.#he lets ai di do his own thing and just spends time connecting the dots during the moments ai di comes back of his OWN VOLITION#& he slowly puts together what ai di is refusing to admit and makes his own intentions known without putting them in words either#besides stating his observations (& watching ai di react). Every interaction between them when ai di gets out of prison is like that#gifs 1&2 vs 4&5... letting ai di pull away because he doesnt know whats going on vs pulling him back both to say hey we arent done-#& say im still here FOR YOU - to see how ai di reacts being so close to chen yi after finding him hugging his jacket in his sleep#and then once hes Figured It Out he still keeps the space!! sends gifts... he only Acts when ai di comes back to him himself!!!!#and this time he's READY. and a simp. like. PLS the last 2 gifs..........dude. he wants to kiss so bad
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Never thought I'd be doing a poll like this but...fuck it
Propagranda is not only allowed but encouraged!
#rick and morty#rick#and#morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#rick c137#simon#simon adventure time#Ford pines#Ford pines gravity falls#Stan pines#Stan pines gravity falls#gravity falls#adventure time#uhh don't know what to tag so this hits all bases uhmmm#rickfucker#Rick Sanchez simp#Ford pines simp#Stan pines simp#simon simp#old man fucker
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what’s so hilarious about min ho and kitty is that he convinces himself she’s obsessed with him, meanwhile she literally could not give less of a fuck until he confesses his love for her on a plane
#i’m sorry but the one-two-three punch#of dae showing up at the airport last minute to say goodbye#then yuri coincidentally being there to pick up juliana#then min ho intentionally booking his seat next to her and fessing what we all knew the whole time#in reverse order of how she saw them on her way to kiss#dae was the journey she made#she ran into yuri along the way#but min ho was the destination#it’s literally the community season 1 finale all over again#i will ship the wlw ship for representation’s sake but min ho being a simp is so funny to me#xo kitty#kittyho#kiyuri#kitdae#kitty x yuri#kitty x min ho#100#said what you will but#hits ig#i op
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I did some Legend of Korra redraws of scenes I thought were neat :)
#had to use the wayback machine for those avatarspirit archives </3 rip#i think korras arc is the fucking shit and i love it so much#also im a certified asami sato simp and what of it#the legend of korra#tlok#avatar korra#kuvira#asami sato#hiroshi sato#screencap redraw#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#might do more if the inspo hits me i have a few more ideas saved
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ANGER WITH FACIAL HAIR-!!
#inside out 2#LIKE I WASNT SIMPING ON HIM ALREADY#he’s kinda hitting different here😳😳#pixar inside out#inside out anger
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How is she so cool
#splatoon#splatoon 2#pearl splatoon#pearl houzuki#I'm a massive Pearl simp but really think about it#this small silly pink princess squid is genuinely the coolest character in Splatoon#it should come across as tryhard yet it works#I think it's the confidence#she thinks and knows that she's the shit /pos#usually cool characters end up kinda boring but thing is that Pearl isn't perfect#she's impatient immature and rude#and she's also silly and energetic#she doesn't act cool 24/7#so it makes when she does hit hard#plus the punk rapper persona definitely helps#she knows who she is and owns it#also her “cool” mannerisms are natural#it's just how she is#she's not a poser that's the real her#she's cool without trying
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"—matsukawa, quit pushing me down, asshat!" "nah." "i will kick your shins bro do not test me—"
alt. ver. before the redraw (bc i still kinda like this 😔)
#a silly !#yumeship#matsukawa issei#haikyuu oc#hanamaki takahiro#haikyuu#mblue art#self insert#ocsona#seijohbros au#<— will b using this tag to refer to these shenanigans w my haikyuu ocsona for now 🫶#maybe in the near future i'll make a (tentative?) ref sheet for this new lil guy <3#(i say that knowing i havent made new/official ref sheets for my own utmv sonas lmfaooo 😔💔)#also yeah um dont mind the shading! or any anatomy mistake! i wanted this out of my head asap and move on to the next doodle</3#edit i redrew the guys; something in me said smt jst aint right so i changed their angles to be as close to my initial vision as possible--#--and the brain seemed to calm down after that lolz orz#idk if i conveyed it well but mattsun is supposed to look like he's really towering over my ocsona due to the camera angle lol#(ngl that little curve on mattsun's mouth was for the simp in me 😔--#--he was gonna have his usual :/ pout thing but that braincell won and took over /silly)#(ngl every time i look at matsukawa in this i get hit w 1-2hp dmg.)#(hes staring right at the camera/viewer. he looks. soft and . pogi. like cute-handsome. clutches my hair)#(gawddam bestfriends to lovers trope i can never escape from you shakes my fist)
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So Hazbin Hotel came out and im late to the party but Alastor design is just not giving to me at least, it just doesnt tickle the brain right
so i made my own version
#hazbin hotel#alastor#redesign#i just want a monster to simp for not a red onceler#im not saying mine is better#but uh#you know what i mean#once ive heard someone say the original looks like if he got hit with 'equestria girls' beam i cant look at the original the same im sorry
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Just a quick note, but it is making me laugh that "Le Mal" means "the Bad" and Maxime means The Greatest. So his name just means "The Greatest (of) The Evil. "
ah yes...my favourite notorious supervillain:
#girlies who are simping hard but can't post HQ shots of roach daddy make do 😂😂#you've got to admit Maxime Le Mal is an absolutely BADASS name#if there's one thing the Despicable Me franchise hits it's the names of their villains#Balthazar Bratt???? Belle Bottom??? SCARLET OVERKILL??? hell yeah let's go!!! 🔥🔥🔥#i do not care a jot that his name is so on the nose - it works for him 😉#maxime le mal#despicable me 4 spoilers#despicable me 4#despicable me#dm4#starleskasks
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I hate it when cishet people write Achilles and Patroclus as friends and that is in part why I'll always insist in Achilles and Patroclus being interpreted as a 100% gay couple, especially with non queer people
Like, is not wrong to interpret Patroclus and Achilles as friends BUT
When straight people that are neck deep in amatonormativity do it, it always goes like this
"Oh, Patroclus and Achilles are friends lol, but Achilles is a man, therefore he needs to be with a woman, so he's in love with Briseis, oh but romantic love is more important than friendship, so Briseis is more important than Patroclus and Patroclus doesn't matter in the end"
And another thing I absolutely hate when straight people write Heterochilles is that they always are like
"Oh, Achilles killed Briseis's entire family, took away her freedom, and raped her, but she loves him, because... How could she not love him? After all he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?"
Let👏Briseis👏hate👏Achilles👏
#ramblings#greek mythology#iliad#tagamemnon#trojan war#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#I've been victim of another depiction of heterochilles#people complain that everyone sees Patrochilles as only romantic#BITCH. most depictions of them are as straight#or Patroclus having a one side love with Achilles#Put some respect on my man's Patroclus name because let's be honest. If one of the two had a one side love#It was Achilles having a maddening love for Patroclus#Achilles was the president and founder of the “simping for Patroclus” club#I'm so mad lmao#It should be illegal for Straight people to write Achilles AND Briseis#“She hated him and loved him at the same time. But the love was bigger” WRONG#She wanted to hit Achilles in the head with an ax and would've done so if she had an ax#Also I'm going to confiscate Patroclus from straight people until everyone learns how to respect him#If you can't respect Patroclus then you shouldn't be able to write him#I'm sorry I'm still so mad lmao#I need to read something gay. I need to read the Iliad again
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You are serving cunt (compliment)
I still don’t know what that means, damnit.
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chat simps for chilchuck#ooc: fun fact at the time of queueing this the og cuntchuck post is about to hit 2k notes#why is that my most popular post on this blog lmao
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